Sunday, October 01, 2006

How does a double amputee run in a senate race?

Poorly! HAHAHA.... cause she has no legs.

This weekend, Republican Peter Roskam stood up against one of the dirtiest tricks from a Democrat this year. If you haven’t already heard, the Dems put a female double amputee Iraq War veteran in a state congressional race in Illinois. How low can they get? What a cheap ploy! I mean, come on, we all know women can’t hold office!

But Republican Peter Roskam called their bluff and rightly asserted that Tammy Duckworth (the legless woman) was going to “cut and run” in Iraq. True story! He actually told the Iraq war vet she would cut and run with her prosthetic legs… man, even I don’t have balls that big! Damn! I mean, damn… I once hit a blind man with my car at a crosswalk and told him to watch where he was going, but damn! Cut and run… hahaha… Arguably, it would be a slow run, probably more of a crawl as she clawed her way across the sand, dragging two lifeless stumps behind her, but it would be a run nonetheless. Hahaha… *sigh,* had I known this war would have had such hilarious side effects, I would have started it earlier and with more countries.

Peter Roskam, you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Please, everyone, contact Peter Roskam and tell him how hilariously outrageous you think he is, and remind him to keep up the good work. Way to go Pete, you’ve taken politics to a new level!


(Just look at that smug sense of satisfaction oozing from his receding hairline; that's the look of a man who knows he's a class act politician.)

On a separate note, what do you think of the new blog look? I thought this administration could use a little shake up, so I'm starting with the blog and I'll work from there.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm....

Hanlon said...

Hah, I got it! Took me a second, but I got it. Good one, sir!

Danny said...

Very S L O W L Y

JollyRoger said...

Mr. President,

Somewhere there's another joke in a double-amputee named "Duckworth," but I just can't find it.

JollyRoger said...

Mr. President,

Somewhere there's another joke in a double-amputee named "Duckworth," but I just can't find it.

Shantastic said...

Very nice. I haven't been to the blog in awhile (GREs) but I definitely like the new look. Perhaps you could work on getting Cheney a new look as well. The Hare-Lip Soulless Scowl is getting old.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! Take that you Republican Scum! Your country officially does not agree with you. Enter the Democrats!

David Roman said...

Okay, I know you're all depressed and stuff George, but could you at least mention the Republican distaster of late?

Daffy said...

Hello, I'm from. Are you really George Bush?

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Michael L. Corbin said...

Thanks for remembering the good office recently being vacated by the immortal Henry Hyde, Mr. President. We actually enjoyed the opportunity to keep Al Gore out of your office with the Clinton impeachment. President Bush, we'll just have to wait and see if Roscam can fill Hyde's shoes. I'll bet a word from you would really make Hyde's day, on his way out to the world of retirement.

Qoshet Alethes said...

Well say what you may George, errrr I mean Mr. president (with a little "p" haaa, haaa, haaa!!) but it's just darned hard to find good help these days you know & we really felt that we had found someone who the public could identify with; the no legs I mean.

Have you noticed that George, @&*% there I go again Mr. president. Back to what I was saying here. Have you noticed how there seems to be more & more American citizens that simply don't have the gumption to keep up with all the ... well lets say the way we frame any & all problematic issues that could cost us the 08 run so as to take over your job?? i mean this crowd just doesn't have any running legs do they?!?! (pun intended:)

Speaking of your job Mr. president, what you going to do with all your free time starting in 08? I heard that some folks want to send you over to Iraq & see if they can someway convince the Iranian insurgents to run you over a land mine & send you home with no legs too. Just to be sure you don't reconstitute so to speak & run for some crazy government office again. You have caused enough trouble world wide I would say. Just don't do anything really crazy, or stupid, like go out hunting with your buddy Cheney! Haaa, haaa, haaaa! Don't remember that sir? Just to remind you.
Cheney accidentally shoots fellow hunter

Well I've said enough probably, I know many others are waiting their turn to say a a few words. Thanks for your time Mr. president, it's always good to have a few words with a good sport like you.

Sincerely,
John K.

Anonymous said...

Don't even pay the amputee awhole lot of attention!!! You can't even find ten Democrats in DC who have a heart.Houdini would be proud of that feat.

Adrienne Lauren said...

Write more!

Anonymous said...

by hoping that he doesn't get popped every day he wakes up

Govsec said...

Hey Bush, why not you go to Irak to fight?

Anonymous said...

WTF? On June 6th 2007, 4 US Senators voted against English as America 's official language. They are >presidential candidates: Senator Biden, Senator Clinton, Senator Dodd, and >Senator Obama. Get The F()@& Out of America You Self-Serving TRAITORS!!!!!!!!

kosherreindeer said...

well, im 99% certain that u r not actually bush, but if u r, than i just wanted to say that i think ure still cool, and God bless ya...^o^

if not, than u SUCK. :(

Singapore said...

Dear President,
Little did you know but whatever you say and do reverberates through the world, including the tiny red spot called Singapore.

YummyDrumsticks said...

Wow this is awesome. Why did you stop writing?

Anonymous said...

Do you people just have nothing to do, I wish I had enough time to have anger in my heart, to busy working I guess. Many of you will be unemployed under obama's leadership yet you bash a man who did stop death on our soil. People will be hurt by obama's leadership and we will all be finding a new way to keep our family from living in a ditch, respond after four years. I know I used a lower-case o, he is a lower-case man. By the way, I have time to look at your worthless text because I was downsized, no union whore here, I saved and can make it. The rest of you on unemployment are obama bitches and that is what he needs...