Sunday, October 12, 2008

Sorry?

100 days and counting until I'm outta here.

Wow. 8 years. That's 8 years of my life I will never get back. I kind of regret signing up for this job; it was a soul sucker.

If you'll notice, the poll on the right shows I have a commanding lead over John McCain. But honestly - I don't think I could take 4 more years of me.

Sure, you could write me in on your ballot, but in the immortal words of the late great Danny Glover - I'm getting too old for this shit.

So who should you vote for? Well I don't know why you're asking me, honestly. But I'll give you my two cents (but I'm going to need that 2 cents back when you're done with it... what with the economy and all).

John McCain - old, and grumpy. Eh. Not a lot going on there.

Barrack Obama - possible terrorist, but has really good economic policies, a pretty decent tax plan, and a killer jump shot.

Bob Barr/Ron Paul - Go ahead, throw your vote away.

The problem with voting for John McCain is that he's got an idiot for a VP. So if he passes on (And trust me people at 72 you're pushing it), well then we're stuck with a whack job as president. Someone who can't control the insanity that spills from her mouth, who can't form a single coherent English sentence, and who doesn't even read a single paper. Hell people, even I read Mad Magazine once and a while!

The problem with voting for Barrack Obama is that he'll try to fix all the stuff I spent 8 years doing. Do we really want that? Think about what will happen to my legacy!

In conclusion: If you go to the polls on November 4th (it hasn't changed, has it?) think about all the accomplishments of my administration, and think about what would happen if he "changed" everything I did.

My Accomplishments:
Gas prices
The economy
The War in Iraq
The War in Afghanistan
The Environment
Torture
The National Debt
Tony Danza's Career
9/11
Spying on Americans
Global Credibility
Stopped Stem Cell Research
Airline Bailout
Located Bin Laden (narrowed down to 1 or 2 countries)
Unemployment
Privatized Military
Patriot Act

I haven't seen the trailer to the new movie about me coming out next week - but I'll be it will be good. Check it out!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

We are all counting the days.. But this time for a celebration on your behalf! We are slowly growing in number and will all have some nice "clean" fun!

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Pete Marchesi said...

Hi

“Banks are booting good tenants onto the streets with little to no notice after seizing a property from a delinquent owner, ignoring tenant leases.” - AP

How’s it going guys? How are the streets? Are they cold and welcoming? Are they what you expected them to be? I am just playing with you. I know it is hard. But nobody cares.

Iran is the cause of all this. Hate Iran. It will make you feel better. They… have an agenda. You know you can’t disagree with an agenda.

It’s nobody’s fault. I can’t say more than that. It’s like a dream. No end. No beginning. Are you suffering? Just think of the Palestinians. They are doing a little worse than you are.

Is this the thanks the taxpayers get for bailing out the banks? It is a creative experience. Go with it. Some call it depression. My life. I sit at the sideline, smoking a cigarette. I guess there is nothing that I can say. Financially speaking, everything is alright. There will be a few victims. I see them get carried off on stretchers. Let us ask a question here. I shout out from the sideline, go, go ,go. It does not work. They have helmets on.

Don’t knock the status quo.

Okay. I can do that. I can keep quiet. I look at my accuser. He is mad. What is creative about this? You dig your own grave.

Hi… It is a greeting. Do you recognize it? We have a war going on here. Do not interrupt us.

I take a breath. It is early in the morning. People have given up. They are going to let it go.

- Gaza

We dont serve your country
Dont serve your king
Know your custom dont speak your tongue
White man came took everyone

We dont serve your country
Dont serve your king
White man listen to the songs we sing
White man came took everything

We carry in our hearts the true country
And that cannot be stolen
We follow in the steps of our ancestry
And that cannot be broken

We dont need protection
Dont need your land
Keep your promise on where we stand
We will listen well understand

Mining companies, pastoral companies
Uranium companies
Collected companies
Got more right than people
Got more say than people

Forty thousand years can make a difference to the state of things
The dead heart lives here

Anonymous said...

You know I really wouldn't mind George getting shot. The shoe was good for a laugh, but frankly he's eroded half a century of good economics (just look at the markets). So just take the guy out.

BTW, when a guy comes up with a "blog" that assassinates Bush's character (not that he has much of it) I think I can use the 1st Amendment as well to just call of his execution, assassination, cap, bitch slap, lynchin, and whatever else word there is. Thought to get that out too.

Anonymous said...

Check out George Bush's resume

https://www.idlogik.com/myresume/georgebush/resume

Would you hire this man????

Anonymous said...

Honestly I feel that Mr.Bush is being blamed for all this countries mistakes. He did not do this on his own he does not have complete control of all the things that happen we have a goverment that also has to approve or dissapprove of his decisions did we forget that. I feel bad that he becomes the one to blame. Everyone seems to forget that he helped us take Saddam out of power does no one remember that. Yes our families were and still are in a war but we hepled another country. No we shouldn't have stayed as long as we have but we could not abandon them. People complain that our soldiers are still there but as a miltary wife I see our soldiers want to be there the true dedicated ones look forward to going over and helping . as for the economy I think we were headed for disaster way before Bush came into office this country has been falling apart for a long time now but no one want sto admit it it's easier to put the blame elsewhere.

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I love Cat Power (album jukebox)
I love Bob Dylan (everything)
I love India (the children)
I love America (the hope)

share what you love.

Jennifer Lee said...

you forgot to list his novel reinterpretations of the U.S. Constitution under accomplishments

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ca6XcCu4G4

we had to build a nut sorting machine, we gave it a George Bush twist

Wealthy Perspective said...

Holy crap.... bush was right?

http://wealthyperspective.blogspot.com/2009/09/bad-news-bush.html

Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

Steeezy said...

Wow g-dubya is deff. a mitthatnow! He never really knew what he was doing, unless it was screwing over the American populace. I for one am very happy to see him gone!

SteeezySea

djjonezzzz said...

i cant help but say, out of all the U.S. presidents of years past, George W Bush was most definitely the worst, tho not nearly as bad of a Mitthatnow as the catholic church is today.

andy greenaway said...

Gone but never forgotten. A cartoon in tribute to lunacy...

http://manfromzork.blogspot.com/2010/06/how-to-be-george-bush-ii.html