That's what I think of Sandra Day O'Connor for quitting. That's right, that's what she did! She's a quitter. Most people think I would be excited to pick a new Supreme Court Justice. They would be stupid and wrong. Picking a new Supreme Court Justice is hard, and takes a lot of work. It's hard work! I know how hard it is, and it is going to take a lot of work. To be honest, the only thing with the word Supreme in it that I like to pick is usually thin crust and made by Red Baron.
"OOoooh, my husband has alzheimers..."
Tough shit lady, wipe the sand out of your cooter and get back on the bench. There's no crying in Supreme Court Justicing.
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Showing posts with label Supreme Court. Show all posts
Monday, July 25, 2005
Sunday, September 12, 2004
Christmas tomorrow...
My Christmas comes early this year as the ten year ban on automatic assault weapons ends tomorrow!
But seriously, I can't wait to get my gun. I've had an AK-47 on back order for about 8 months now, and I hear the new TEC-9 improvements are awesome! You'd think that because I am the President of the United States of America, and Commander and Chief of the armed forces I would have access to any assault rifle I wanted, right? Well that's what I thought too, but the guy behind the counter at Wal-Mart disagreed.
Next weekend I get to go hunting in West Virginia with some of the Justices of the Supreme Court. Ginsburg wanted to go too, but I had to explain to her that she was a girl, and probably wouldn’t be able to hold an assault rifle properly. I was so embarrassed! Turns out Ruth is a dude. We both had a good laugh despite the awkward situation. He took it pretty well; I guess he gets that a lot. I feel bad for Clarence who has a thing for white women and supposedly had a drunken fling with Ruth at the Christmas party. I’ll have a talk with him later about that.
My old, crappy, non automatic, non assault weapon; good for hunting smaller animals like bear.
But seriously, I can't wait to get my gun. I've had an AK-47 on back order for about 8 months now, and I hear the new TEC-9 improvements are awesome! You'd think that because I am the President of the United States of America, and Commander and Chief of the armed forces I would have access to any assault rifle I wanted, right? Well that's what I thought too, but the guy behind the counter at Wal-Mart disagreed.
Next weekend I get to go hunting in West Virginia with some of the Justices of the Supreme Court. Ginsburg wanted to go too, but I had to explain to her that she was a girl, and probably wouldn’t be able to hold an assault rifle properly. I was so embarrassed! Turns out Ruth is a dude. We both had a good laugh despite the awkward situation. He took it pretty well; I guess he gets that a lot. I feel bad for Clarence who has a thing for white women and supposedly had a drunken fling with Ruth at the Christmas party. I’ll have a talk with him later about that.
My old, crappy, non automatic, non assault weapon; good for hunting smaller animals like bear.
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