Monday, May 09, 2005

Georgia On My Mind?

So I just got back from visiting Georgia this weekend. Man alive! They are a bunch of backwater inbred hicks. I knew there were states out there that were below what I consider, ya know, intelligent, but they were the kind of states you don’t talk about and pretend aren’t there. Nebraska for instance. Nebraska is well meaning and good natured, but let’s face it, Nebraska ain’t gonna win no spelling contest.

Now that’s not to say Nebraska doesn’t have a lot to offer our great nation. Like landmass. Nebraska adds to the overall landmass of America and contributes to our statistical size in relation to other countries, so that’s nice. What else? Well I’m sure you could go on all day listing amazing facts like that, but the point is… what is the point? The point is Nebraska is dumb but not as dumb as Georgia. Georgia is so dumb they don’t even speak English. That’s right! They don’t even speak our own damn language!

California is understandable, with a mixed population of native born Americans and Latinos, a bilingual society makes sense. But Georgia is on the friggin’ interior of our damn country and borders nothing but water! It would make slightly more sense if they spoke mermaid, but we all know mermaid is a dead romance language and still would make little sense in this scenario.

And another thing! Why the hell did we have to fly for 14 hours to get to Georgia? My pilot must be from Georgia, because he’s the dumbest truck I’ve ever met if it took him 14 hours to fly south three states. And another thing, is Mikhail Saakashvili an idiot or an asshole? Cause he keeps addressing himself as President of Georgia. I can’t tell if he’s trying to piss me off, or if he’s that dumb that he doesn’t know he’s the governor. Idiots!

7 comments:

Pilot said...

I think I grew up in a state like that... except I live in Canada.... weird.

MrV said...

Yes you truly are the president...keep up the great work :)

Anonymous said...

You should have taken Amtrak to Georgia, GW. It gets you there a whole lot faster, well maybe only two hours faster, but because you are the pres and all they would no doubt let you blow the big whistle and pull the emergency brake as much as you wanted...

nathan said...
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nathan said...

who is the dang "blog administrator"?

Anonymous said...

Let me tell you something, you punk! I live in the state of Georgia and I was born and raised here. I have traveled all over the United States and I will have to tell you, Georgia is a wonderful place to live with some of the kindest, thoughtful, loving, giving people that you would ever want to know. For you to make a comment that people in the state of GEORGIA are inbred hicks, etc. is totally uncalled for...Don't know how to speak the English language?
If you think you are funny and your website is funny, I hate to burst your bubble, IT'S NOT ! You are a racist idiot and a promoter of hate! Get a damn life ! Shame on you.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Bush was confusing the State of Georgia with the Country Georgia, hence the whole "Mikhail Saakashvili doesn't speak English" thing... cause he's the president of another country. Georgia.