(A breakdown of what I've resorted to eating since Laura left.)
Monday, April 18, 2005
Send Food!
I’m so hungry right now - I would eat a cow if it walked into the oval office, died, was ground into small portions, cooked, and then placed between two buns. I’ve basically been on my own since Laura went out of town, and let me just tell you the state of the Union is hungry. Who would have guessed that placing top ramen into a bowl of water and heating in the microwave was so damn complicated? Those Chinese are cleverer than they look. I’m sorry, that was offensive. Those Chinese-Americans are cleverer than they look.
(A breakdown of what I've resorted to eating since Laura left.)
(A breakdown of what I've resorted to eating since Laura left.)
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cool
Finally!
It's all starting to make sense to me now. Thank you for clarifying all of your mysterious ways. I'll be sure to check back often and thanks a million for the deep sensitive and insightful musings that make this blog such a touching thing. It's not often we get to see inside the mind of a president, or hear the echo once we're there.
dammit little man!!
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