(forensic scientists have analyzed the letter and identified 4 pieces of evidence that link the letter to Osama – the handwriting, the reference to 9/11, the Anthrax which is a rare strain found primarily in the Afghani regions suspected of harboring Osama, and he wrote his name on the bottom)
The only reason I’m not dead is because my secretary has been stealing candy from my desk for months, and I mistakenly accused Colin, effectively locking him out of the Oval Office, and locking her in. Just like the old tale of the farmer and the hungry rabbit! Needless to say she’s dead. Though, to be fair, she was being kind of a dick.
3 comments:
Brilliant! Especially the fourth piece of evidence. One of the best blogs out there.
Hahahah i just happened to stumble upon this while doing a google search. You rock and that's hilarious.
it true, my love for president bush grow every day! you stop looking for me i come out of hiding place, we drink goat milk and have good time. i promise no anthrax in your goat milk. we play cards. how you americans say, no limit texas hold them?
-love osama
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