That's right. Osama released another audio tape this week, and this time he insulted the Saudi Royal family, a wonderful group of individuals who I at least consider allies in our war on terror. Now I'm starting to think he's doing this intentionally to piss me off, he's pressing my buttons because he knows it aggravates me. He thinks he can get away with making me look like a bumbling idiot who has thrice failed to capture him - good sir, you have gone too far by insulting my intelligence and capabilities! Just for that I won't rest until I do capture him... and the real killers of OJ Simpson's wife. Sure, I'll take time off for holidays and sick days, and the occasional personal day, but even OJ finds time to go golfing while he's fast on the trail of the real killers. OJ and I are a lone breed; relentless in our pursuits of bringing justice to innocent victims - we are true American heroes.
You may say OJ is taking his sweet time to find the real killers (to be fair, it has only been 3 or 4 years now and justice takes time), and some even say OJ is the real killer - but making accusations and slandering his good name bring him no closer to justice - delivering justice, that is. So for the victim's families' sake, don't blame him for anything he does because it only distracts the man from his one true, yet elusive goal of tracking down the evil doers. I await the glorious day when he graces the silver screen once again with his phenomenal comic timing, and life in America can return to normal.
As for my white whale - be patient, Osama will die one of these days. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, and maybe not even 30 years from now, but studies show men have a 1 in 6 chance of developing prostate cancer sometime in their life, and that ain't bad! Unless of course he pulls a Fidel Castro and outlives all his enemies, then I'd feel stupid for letting him go when I did.
Thursday, December 16, 2004
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i don't know if anyone has mentioned this to you yet, mr. bush, but you're amazingly more eloquent writing on your website than when you are speaking on television
It makes me wonder if you are anything more than capable of catching a moron, held-up in a friggen hole... Seriously, Strike - 1, Strike - 2, Strike - 3... Come on, you know the routine.. You're OUT!!
Besides, You're one for playing by the rules... Richtig meine freunde?
Hey W, why don’t you just invited Osama to a nice candle light dinner. I heard he likes that stuff since he is really and innocent at heart. I even heard that William Blake’s poem “The Lamb” is pretty much his favorite of favorites. So, you know what that means-yep-leg of lamb is probably his favorite dish. Try this route and let us know if it works. This should win him over to though, since we all know that those terrorists are suckers for warm hospitality anyway. Sue casa es mi casa…or something like that…
whoever wrote that last comment is absolutely retarded. if whoever wrote it was trying to be sarcastic (which must be the case, or else they are dumber than I thought), they failed miserably. They are either a retarded democrat, or worse, a retarded republican with a horrible sense of humor. leave the political commentary to the professionals (like this bush guy) and stop wasting precious HTML.
Hmm...sounds like the last comment hit a nerve my friend. The sarcasm might be that he and Bush go back a little ways and that they may just know the same people. Perhaps that is too hard to fathom but you never know.
Man W, it really isn’t fair. Why can Osama have a Platinum record and his Niece can’t? What kind of message are we trying to send here? Is it that the nieces of insanely evil men are not allowed their slice of fame?
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1470897/20030401/story.jhtml?headlines=true
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