I have a secretary of agriculture, commerce, justice, defense, labor, education, housing and urban development, state, energy, transportation, treasury, health and human services, interior, homeland security, and veterans affairs... and not one of them was able to correct my calendar to inform me that the election wasn't until November. All someone had to do was go into my office, open up my Garfield day calendar and mark down November 2nd, but no, I do it myself and I accidentally mark down September 2nd. Now I have to wait another 2 months, which is going to kill me! I had a hard enough time this week! Uhg! Why did we even have that damn convention if the election is so far away.
I'm just going to go home, make some tea and bite my pillow.
Thursday, September 02, 2004
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6 comments:
This is the greatest thing I've seen. Keep it up. It's hysterical!
This is probably the gayest thing I have ever seen...appreciate our country's leader fuckbag...I would rather have my daughter in a whorehouse than John Kerry as the president of my country
Skylar still wants to have your babies why dont you ever return my calls mr.president :(
i like when you compare the president's life to that of a 13 year old girl, but the rest of the time you're like "look at me, i'm george bush, i'm stupid."
I love you who ever is doing this, i love you.
man this is weird
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