Sunday, November 07, 2004

A Postwar Plan for Iraq

The complaint I hear most often is that I never had a postwar plan for Iraq. Well I’ve always had a plan for Iraq, but to be completely honest, it was lost until just recently. You know, it’s always in the last place you’d ever look, in this case – sitting on my desk; conveniently used as a coaster. This image is not the original, but was transcribed from the napkin onto an aerial photograph of Baghdad to give it that extra touch of professionalism that the White House so often lacks.

So here it is; the post war Iraq plan…


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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great plan President Bush!!! Keep up the good work! I like your pictures of the happy Iraq citizens.

Anonymous said...

What about McDonalds?
Iraqi folks gotta eat!

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't there be more giant craters?

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't there be more giant craters?

George Bush said...

We call the craters freedom holes, actually.

Anonymous said...

Are you going to add a spot for all the dead Americans???

Anonymous said...

Did you know that no country with a McDonalds has ever attacked us since the restaurants opened?

Anonymous said...

"Are you going to add a spot for all the dead Americans???"

That's a little morbid, you obviously don't understand humor at all

Anonymous said...

Shouldn’t the happy Iraq citizens be wearing hats? You know, like the ones they wore in the fifties… I think hats would make the whole thing look a lot more official