Friday, October 22, 2004

Flair and Balanced

Douche bag John Kerry appeared on a talk show recently wearing an exaggeratedly oversized American flag lapel pin, as if to say he was more patriotic.



Well, not to be out done, I added more flair to my suit last week while working the bully pulpit, needless to say I look extremely proud to be an American.



Yet douche bag John Kerry fired back by wearing a ridiculous American Flag suit. Unfortunately for me, he looks strikingly similar to Uncle Sam, and I am therefore in a rush to find an even more flamboyant way to prove my patriotism to the American people.



Perhaps...


8 comments:

Photograph Photograph said...

Hey President Bush! I found a game about you!

www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3067907/graphic1.swf

It is so funny!

Anonymous said...

I can't stop laughing-- tell the world about this blog!

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George Bush said...
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Anonymous said...
"I love how there's this huge satire of President Bush, yet Kerry's policies are too good to be mocked? Where's the Democratic version of this page?"

I'm glad you asked...

Szomjas Zsir√°f said...

please don't stop the blog. these days (well, today for sure) feel apocalyptic enough for me as they are.

Anonymous said...

franz pocky

wheres your last entry?!?! dont stop, dont give up.

Anonymous said...

Hey George, how about a big glass cane like Gandalf had in that film about the midget heroes that shoots out a big American flag hologram about your head as you walk on stage while wearing an American flag dew rag… That sounds pretty pigpen doesn’t it; and the dew rag will give your clout in my neighborhood and I do mean, “Hood”.