Well, not to be out done, I added more flair to my suit last week while working the bully pulpit, needless to say I look extremely proud to be an American.
Yet douche bag John Kerry fired back by wearing a ridiculous American Flag suit. Unfortunately for me, he looks strikingly similar to Uncle Sam, and I am therefore in a rush to find an even more flamboyant way to prove my patriotism to the American people.
Perhaps...
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I can't stop laughing-- tell the world about this blog!
Anonymous said...
"I love how there's this huge satire of President Bush, yet Kerry's policies are too good to be mocked? Where's the Democratic version of this page?"
I'm glad you asked...
please don't stop the blog. these days (well, today for sure) feel apocalyptic enough for me as they are.
franz pocky
wheres your last entry?!?! dont stop, dont give up.
Hey George, how about a big glass cane like Gandalf had in that film about the midget heroes that shoots out a big American flag hologram about your head as you walk on stage while wearing an American flag dew rag… That sounds pretty pigpen doesn’t it; and the dew rag will give your clout in my neighborhood and I do mean, “Hood”.
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