Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Axis of Evil

How come the Axis of Evil has more countries than the Coalition of the Willing? What's with that?

(Coalition of the Willing - and just look how willing!)

(Axis of Evil - I couldn't find a nasty looking picture of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, that guy's always waving!)

C.O.W. - USA, UK, Poland, Italy and Australia
Axis of Evil - Iraq, Iran, North Korea, Tony Danza, Libya, Syria and Cuba

I'm seriously going to have to take one of those countries off the Axis altogether just to even things out. And whatever happened to "you're either with us or against us." According to my list, Germany is teetering dangerously close to being against our involvement in Iraq, and if they aren't on our side soon, they're going to be against us very soon.

This is a war on terror, people! We need to all work together! Iraq is a hotbed of terrorist activity! We had to kill 200 terrorists on the streets of Fallujah just yesterday!

Hell, half of America isn’t even with us, and that makes them against us, which makes them on the Axis of Evil. That’s it, I’m updating this list…

Washington, Oregon, California, New Mexico, Iowa, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Vermont, New York, New jersey, Delaware, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maine, Hawaii, and Rhode Island; you've just been added to the Axis of Evil. I hope you're happy.


Fenrir the Wolf said...

I thought Libya was taken off that list due to its scaling back of its nuclear program.

George Bush said...

They still have torture chambers, so I'm puttin 'em back on! Whatchya gonna do about it? Yup, that's it. You made it onto the Axis of Evil list too.

Anonymous said...

I think you’re right W, New jersey definitely needs to be on the access of Evil. I dated a girl from there once and her whole family was evil.

Just Jenny said...

You forgot Maryland!!!!!