Sunday, August 08, 2004

Important Day!

Today I met with a secret operative from the CIA who's codename is Switchblade, but he said I could just call him Norris... Switchblade! What a cool codename! I asked Colin if i could change my name to something cool like Cut-Throat or Deep-Blue. Colin said we'd talk about it later, which usually means NO. Anyway, I got a picture of me and Norris when Colin wasn't looking. Colin would be extra pissed off if he found out I have this.



Mr. Norris is sitting in between Colin and I. He does top secret stuff, like killing people and infiltrating spy cell networks. He knows everything too! I can see why they make him so secret. I found out he lives in Georgetown, just up the street from me, so I think I will pay him a visit someday. If you're reading this Norris, your secret is safe with me, my dad was the director of the CIA for a bunch of years, so I know all about keeping things on the DL.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the most insultting, stupid peace of crap ive ever read and it is a dissappointment to our country and anyone who reads this stupid crap.

Anonymous said...

No it aint not! me loves pwesidant mister bush so much. he the bestest pwesidant of the amewican states of amewica. hey mister pwesident, i have a dog too! that is why i like you. we understand each other. do you wanna come over sometime? you can pet my dog! i love you... like a christian love a christian... not that dirty kind of love. eww.

gawd bwess our dawgs!

Anonymous said...

Bush-supported, you spelled "insulting" and "disappointing" wrong.

Anonymous said...

.. and "peace"... hehehe, "piece of crap", get it right!

Anonymous said...

.. and "peace"... hehehe, "piece of crap", get it right!