Thursday, September 22, 2005

This, by the way, is off the record

Alright, so I might not care about black people, but my mom’s a total bitch. She needs to learn to say "off the record" more often. She flat out told a reporter regarding Katrina refugees that…

"What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." CNN

Great work Mom, now in order to look… well, not racist, we have to adopt a black family and house them in my old room in Texas. They’re totally going to tear down all my posters and replace them with abominations like “Jay-Z” or “P-Diddy.”


Gene Simmons does not belong next to Fiddy Cent!!

Another thing the media’s done for my reputation is make it seem like I went out of my way to leave black people stranded in the Superdome, which is not true! I did not go out of my way to leave them stranded there; I just kind of let it happen. I did, however, go out of my way to save about 30 white people, but you hardly hear the US media talking about that! The BBC, on the other hand, picked up a report on the elaborate undercover military operation I ordered which rescued 30 British nationals. They even had the decency to post testimonials like Jenny Sachs on the BBC website which explains how hard it was for our men in uniform to pluck 30 pale faced foreigners out of a crowd of starving, desperate, angry black Americans. That is bravery… God bless our troops.

9 comments:

AbeTaft said...

Black people ruined white america

iranian said...

you are empty head....fuck you

Zell said...

I feel you, George. But then why are you spending billions on relocation and reconstruction in New Orleans? You don't have to impress anyone; you won the election! In the words of your mom, "they never had anything to begin with anyway." so just leave it alone.

Anonymous said...

abetaft, go spread your racism elsewhere.

okkkay?

j said...

you bloggers are strange people where do you come up with this stuff.I mean it!

Mark Zawada of Staten Island New York said...

I would like to thank all those who supplied me with information that I had asked for regarding the political question of a woman holding the office of President of the U.S. and to tell you thank I received the first American Legion Award in June 1966 when I was 12 years of age. I am still going strong for my country, the U.S. of A.

Anonymous said...

By my account I wonder how many offshore bank accounts will George and Chaney have created before they leave the office. No one will ever know from the crude price in flux of dollars.

Anonymous said...

Abetaft you are so racist!
If your gonna be so racist dont do it in America!
Cause your wrong!!!!!!!

Well j...
Blogging is the new way of saying our opinion!

Anonymous said...

I personnally think blogs rule!
They are the new way of saying our opinion on things without showing our identity or getting arrested!


P.S. Abetaft go be racist somwere else!