Sunday, August 08, 2004

Important Day!

Today I met with a secret operative from the CIA who's codename is Switchblade, but he said I could just call him Norris... Switchblade! What a cool codename! I asked Colin if i could change my name to something cool like Cut-Throat or Deep-Blue. Colin said we'd talk about it later, which usually means NO. Anyway, I got a picture of me and Norris when Colin wasn't looking. Colin would be extra pissed off if he found out I have this.



Mr. Norris is sitting in between Colin and I. He does top secret stuff, like killing people and infiltrating spy cell networks. He knows everything too! I can see why they make him so secret. I found out he lives in Georgetown, just up the street from me, so I think I will pay him a visit someday. If you're reading this Norris, your secret is safe with me, my dad was the director of the CIA for a bunch of years, so I know all about keeping things on the DL.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:41 PM

    This is the most insultting, stupid peace of crap ive ever read and it is a dissappointment to our country and anyone who reads this stupid crap.

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  2. Anonymous4:36 AM

    No it aint not! me loves pwesidant mister bush so much. he the bestest pwesidant of the amewican states of amewica. hey mister pwesident, i have a dog too! that is why i like you. we understand each other. do you wanna come over sometime? you can pet my dog! i love you... like a christian love a christian... not that dirty kind of love. eww.

    gawd bwess our dawgs!

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  3. Anonymous11:56 PM

    Bush-supported, you spelled "insulting" and "disappointing" wrong.

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  4. Anonymous9:03 AM

    .. and "peace"... hehehe, "piece of crap", get it right!

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  5. Anonymous9:04 AM

    .. and "peace"... hehehe, "piece of crap", get it right!

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